Lidl pies & pastries ranked by protein density

Productkcal/100gProtein/100kcalCarbs/100kcalFat/100kcal
Lidl Milbona High Protein Dessert Apple Cinnamon Pie Style Flavour 200g7317g6.7g0.5g
Lidl Chef Select Cottage Pie 1kg907.1g10.3g3.2g
Lidl Deluxe Creamy Fish Pie 400g1097.1g9.5g3.6g
Lidl Chef Select Shepherds Pie 400g925g12.4g3.1g
Lidl Deluxe Cottage Pie 800g1634.7g6.3g6g
Lidl Chef Select 16 Cocktail Sausage Rolls 288g2673.9g7.8g5.9g
Lidl Deluxe Cottage Pie 400g1803.9g7.6g5.9g
Lidl Vemondo 4 Vegan Sausage Rolls 400g3503.7g7.3g6g
Lidl Chef Select 2 Chicken Tikka Pastry Slices 300g2593.5g9.8g5.1g
Lidl Chef Select 10 Snack Lincolnshire Sausage Rolls 300g2903.4g9.7g5.1g
Lidl Deluxe Beef Bourguignon Pie 450g3023.4g7.3g6.3g
Lidl Deluxe Steak & Old Peculiar Ale Pie 250g2623.4g8.2g5.8g
Lidl Chef Select 4 Jumbo Sausage Rolls 320g3283.3g7.8g6g
Lidl Chef Select 5 Jumbo Sausage Rolls 400g3123.3g9.2g5.4g
Lidl Deluxe 2 Chicken & Chorizo Pies 400g2973.3g7.3g6.3g
Lidl Chef Select 10 Sausage Rolls 300g2833.2g10g5g
Lidl Chef Select 9 Snack Sausage Rolls 270g2833.2g10g5g
Lidl Deluxe Smoked Bacon & West Country Cheddar Cheese Pork Sausage Rolls 188g3963.2g6.8g6.6g
Lidl Deluxe Hand Crimped Melton Mowbray Pork Pie 290g3533.1g6.4g6.8g
Lidl Deluxe Mature Cheddar Cauliflower Cheese Pie with a Hand Finished Oregano Crumb 250g2663.1g6.5g6.7g
Lidl Deluxe Steak Pie 250g2793.1g8.5g5.7g
Lidl Chef Select 2 Steak Chip Shop Pies 300g2743g9.9g5.3g
Lidl Chef Select Mini Sausage Rolls 220g3393g8.3g6g
Lidl Deluxe Hog Roast Pork Sausage Rolls 188g3923g7.3g6.4g
Lidl Chef Select 6 Sausage Rolls 360g3522.9g8g6.2g
Lidl Chef Select Chicken and Mushroom Pie Slices 300g2702.9g9.9g5.3g
Lidl Chef Select 2 Minced Steak & Onion Chip Shop Pies 300g3032.7g9.6g5.5g
Lidl Chef Select Cornish Pasty 200g2522.7g8.7g5.9g
Lidl Deluxe Butter Cheese Puff Pastry Mini Twist Snack 90g5472.6g7.9g6.4g
Lidl Chef Select 4 Classic Pork Pies 4 x 65g3892.5g7.6g6.6g
Lidl Chef Select 6 Mini Melton Mowbray Pork Pies 300g4082.5g6.4g7.1g
Lidl Chef Select 40 Dinky Sausage Rolls 400g3682.4g7.5g6.5g
Lidl Chef Select Corned Beef Family Pie 500g2652.4g10g5.4g
Lidl Chef Select Mini BBQ Pork Pies 300g3742.4g8.3g6.3g
Lidl Vemondo Vegan Lentil Cottage Pie 400g862.3g10g5g
Lidl Bakery All Butter Croissant4032.2g10.7g5.2g
Lidl Chef Select 10 Large Sausage Rolls3242.2g8.9g6g
Lidl Chef Select 32 Cocktail Sausage Rolls 800g2692.1g8.9g6g
Lidl Chef Select 4 Cottage Pies 600g1502.1g9.5g5.8g
Lidl Bakery Almond Croissant3652g10.1g5.5g
Lidl Deluxe Curried Chickpea Hand Finished Pie 250g2281.8g11.6g4.8g
Lidl Rowan Hill Bakery 8 French Croissants 320g4081.8g11.8g5g
Lidl Bakery Chocolate Brioche Croissant4151.7g14.7g3.7g
Lidl Bakery Chocolate & Hazelnut Croissant3771.6g10.9g5.3g
Lidl Chef Select Ready Rolled Puff Pastry 375g3871.3g9.3g6.2g
Lidl Chef Select Ready Rolled Shortcrust Pastry 375g4531.3g8.2g6.9g

Showing the top 46 of the 46 Lidl pies & pastries products that carry a comparable calorie figure, ranked by protein per 100 calories.

What Lidl's pies & pastries looks like next to everyone else's

Median across the 46 Lidl pies & pastries products with usable figures is 3g of protein per 100 calories. That is level with the 2.7g median for pies & pastries across all 247 products in the database, chains and name brands together.

Exactly one clears 10g of protein per 100 calories, which is the line Keith uses for a food that pays for its calories.

The best Lidl option here reaches 17g of protein per 100 calories, which is as high as anything in the whole pies & pastries group gets.

Calories run from 73 to 547 per 100g across the Lidl pies & pastries range, a 7-fold spread, so “Lidl pies & pastries” on its own tells you almost nothing about what a portion costs you.

What to pick in Lidl

Most of what is sold as pies & pastries is not a protein food. Exactly one product clears 10g per 100 calories, and it sits at the top of the table — an exception, not a rule to shop by.

6 of the 46 carry 400 calories or more per 100g — the ones worth weighing rather than eyeballing.

Where this fits

Pies & Pastries across every Irish store is the wider group this sits in, and everything else Lidl sells is the other half of the comparison.

This is the aisle that quietly wrecks a calorie target, which is the whole point of where the calories actually hide.

For one specific item rather than a shortlist, the 20,000-product database is searchable on Calories in Ireland and built into the free calorie tracker.

FAQ

How many pies & pastries products does Lidl have?

We track 46 Lidl pies & pastries products with full label figures. 46 of them carry 20 calories or more per 100g, so those are the ones ranked and averaged here; 1 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories.

Is Lidl the best place to buy pies & pastries?

On protein per calorie alone, Lidl's median is 3g against 2.7g for pies & pastries across every chain and brand we track. That is one number out of several — price and taste are not in this database — but it is the one nobody prints on the shelf.