Pies & Pastries ranked by protein density

Productkcal/100gProtein/100kcalCarbs/100kcalFat/100kcal
Lidl Milbona High Protein Dessert Apple Cinnamon Pie Style Flavour 200g7317g6.7g0.5g
NutriQuick Traditional Cottage Pie 380g8710.3g10.1g1.8g
Colman's Chicken Pie Recipe Mix 38g2077.2g5.8g5.3g
Lidl Chef Select Cottage Pie 1kg907.1g10.3g3.2g
Lidl Deluxe Creamy Fish Pie 400g1097.1g9.5g3.6g
Weight Watchers from Heinz Cottage Pie 350g856.5g11.9g2.5g
Weight Watchers from Heinz Cottage Pie 310g766.2g13g2.2g
Cathedral City Chicken & Leek Pie1416.1g7.8g4.8g
Denny Chicken & Mushroom Pie 350g926g9g4.6g
Cathedral City Cheesy Cottage Pie1425.6g5.3g6.1g
Centra Classic Cottage Pie 400g1215.5g10.7g3.6g
Quorn Sausage Roll 130g2255.5g9.4g4.1g
Weight Watchers from Heinz Cottage Pie 300g695.5g13.9g2.2g
Birds Eye Shepherd's Pie 400g855.3g13.5g2.7g
Denny 2 Cottage Pies 700g875.2g10.2g4.3g
Denny 4 Cottage Pies 720g875.2g10.2g4.3g
Alpro Dessert Apple Pie 150g725g12.5g2.9g
Centra Meal For One Cottage Pie 450g1075g9.4g4.6g
Lidl Chef Select Shepherds Pie 400g925g12.4g3.1g
Insomnia Smoked Bacon Croissant Monsieur 95g3074.8g5.1g6.5g
Centra Family Cottage Pie 1200g1214.7g9.9g4.4g
Findus Cottage Pie 360g874.7g13g3g
Lidl Deluxe Cottage Pie 800g1634.7g6.3g6g
Quorn Cottage Pie Ready Meal 500g914.7g14.5g1.9g
Denny Shepherd's Pie 350g1064.6g7.2g5.9g
Quorn Cottage Pie 300g824.6g16.1g1.2g
Quorn 2 Sausage Rolls2664.5g9g4.8g
Spar Meal for One Cottage Pie with Seasoned Mash 400g1014.5g10.3g4.1g
Birds Eye Cottage Pie 400g3634.4g10.7g4.1g
Centra Inspired Slow Braised Irish Beef in Red Wine Pie 275g2504.4g6.8g5.7g
Quorn Fish-less Ocean Pie 325g1314.4g6.9g5.7g
Hairy Bikers Si's Mam's Cottage Pie 800g1304.3g7.6g5.5g
Wall's Jumbo Sausage Roll 150g3534.3g6.9g6.1g
Heinz By Nature Cottage Pie 200g744.2g10.8g3.9g
Denny 2 Chicken & Ham Puff Pastry Pies 280g2844.1g7.4g6.2g
Spar 4 Large Sausage Rolls 240g2614.1g8.5g5.6g
Birds Eye Inspirations 2 Steak & Ale Pies with a Roast Potato Top 410g2014g10.4g4.5g
Linda McCartney Vegetarian Cottage Pie 348g804g18.2g2.8g
Tesco Shepherds Pie 400g1184g8.1g5.5g
Denny Snack Sausage Rolls3153.9g8.3g5.6g
Heinz Big Pie Chicken & Bacon2293.9g9.6g5g
Lidl Chef Select 16 Cocktail Sausage Rolls 288g2673.9g7.8g5.9g
Lidl Deluxe Cottage Pie 400g1803.9g7.6g5.9g
Linda McCartney 30 Mini Vegetarian Sausage Rolls 510g2933.9g8.1g5.4g
Quorn Meat Free 20 Mini Sausage Rolls 320g3033.9g9.4g4.9g
Quorn Sausage Rolls 3 Pack 210g2593.9g9.5g4.8g
Denny 2 Cottage Pies 360g1123.8g7.9g5.2g
Denny Cottage Pie 180g1123.8g7.9g5.2g
Linda McCartney's 6 Vegetarian Sausage Rolls 342g2873.8g7.9g5.6g
Linda McCartney's Vegetarian Mini Pork & Apple Sausage Rolls 340g2813.8g9.8g4.8g

Showing the top 50 of the 247 pies & pastries products that carry a comparable calorie figure, ranked by protein per 100 calories. Figures per label, sourced from Open Food Facts and tracker user logs.

What the pies & pastries numbers show

Median across all 247 of them is 2.7g of protein per 100 calories. 2 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories — about one in 124, and 10g is the line Keith uses for a food that pays for its calories.

Calories run from 69 to 557 per 100g inside this one group, an 8-fold spread, so “pies & pastries” on its own tells you almost nothing about what a portion costs you.

Own-brand is not the compromise here. The supermarket own-label median is 2.7g of protein per 100 calories across 84 products, against 2.7g for the 163 name-brand ones.

Lidl is the only Irish chain with enough own-label pies & pastries to compare fairly — 46 products at a median of 3g per 100 calories. Everywhere else this is a name-brand shelf.

What to actually pick

Most of what is sold as pies & pastries is not a protein food. The 2 that clear 10g per 100 calories sit at the top of the table and are the exceptions, not the rule.

38 of the 247 carry 400 calories or more per 100g — the ones worth weighing rather than eyeballing.

Where this fits

Only one chain carries enough of this own-label to break out separately, so Lidl Pies & Pastries is the one sub-page here, next to everything else Lidl sells.

This is the aisle that quietly wrecks a calorie target, which is the whole point of where the calories actually hide.

For one specific product rather than the whole group, the 20,000-product database is searchable on Calories in Ireland, and the same figures are built into the free calorie tracker.

Pies & Pastries by store

FAQ

How many pies & pastries products are in this database?

We track 247 pies & pastries products across Irish supermarkets and brands. 247 of them carry 20 calories or more per 100g, which is the point below which protein per 100 calories stops being a real number, so those are the ones ranked and averaged here.

What's the most protein-dense pies & pastries product?

The table is sorted highest protein per 100 calories first, so the answer is the top row. The more useful number is that the median for the whole group is 2.7g per 100 calories and 2 products clear 10g — that tells you whether pies & pastries is worth buying for protein at all, which protein per 100g does not.