127 Lidl chocolate products, ranked by protein per 100 calories.
| Product | kcal/100g | Protein/100kcal | Carbs/100kcal | Fat/100kcal |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Drink 330ml | 66 | 16g | 7.6g | 0.5g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Drink Chocolate Flavour 398ml | 67 | 15.8g | 7.9g | 0.4g |
| Lidl Milbona XXL High Protein Chocolate Flavour Drink 800ml | 67 | 15.8g | 7.9g | 0.4g |
| Lidl Chocolate Brownie Protein Bar 45g | 369 | 13.6g | 6.9g | 3g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Pudding Chocolate Flavour 200g | 74 | 13.5g | 6.4g | 2g |
| Lidl Vemondo Plant Based Protein Pudding Hazelnut Chocolate Flavour 200g | 74 | 13.5g | 4.5g | 2.8g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Pudding 400g | 75 | 13.3g | 6.9g | 2g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Pudding 200g | 76 | 13.2g | 6.8g | 2g |
| Lidl Vemondo High Protein Pudding Chocolate Flavour 200g | 79 | 12.7g | 4.7g | 2.9g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Pudding 4 x 125g | 80 | 12.5g | 8.4g | 1.9g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Flavour Pudding 200g | 81 | 12.3g | 7.9g | 2g |
| Lidl Protein Bars Chocolate Brownie Flavour 135g | 407 | 12.3g | 7g | 2.5g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Pudding Double Choc Flavour 200g | 84 | 11.9g | 6.5g | 2.9g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Mousse Chocolate Flavour 175g | 86 | 11.6g | 6.7g | 2.5g |
| Lidl Crunchy Protein Bar White Choc Raspberry Flavour 45g | 378 | 8.8g | 8.4g | 4g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Flavour Rice Pudding 200g | 92 | 8.3g | 10.7g | 2.6g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Quark Chocolate Flavour 125g | 96 | 8.3g | 7.6g | 4.1g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Rice Pudding Chocolate Flavour 200g | 95 | 8.3g | 11.2g | 2.4g |
| Lidl Vemondo High Protein Soy Chocolate Drink 1L | 65 | 7.7g | 11.3g | 2.6g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein Quark Bar Chocolate Flavour 40g | 290 | 7.6g | 6.6g | 5.2g |
| Lidl Crownfield High Protein Chocolate Porridge 70g | 390 | 5.1g | 15.6g | 1.5g |
| Lidl Milbona High Protein White Chocolate Quark Bar 40g | 378 | 5g | 6g | 5.6g |
| Lidl Mister Choc Smooth Peanut Butter 340g | 629 | 4g | 1.7g | 8.3g |
| Lidl Milbona Quark Bar Chocolate Flavour 40g | 400 | 3.8g | 7.5g | 6g |
| Lidl Deluxe Gluten Free Peanut Butter & Dark Chocolate Nut Bars 160g | 545 | 3.7g | 5.6g | 6.7g |
| Lidl Gelatelli Chocolate Crisp Protein Ice Bar 5 x 50g | 276 | 3.7g | 9.6g | 5.2g |
| Lidl Deluxe 4 Triple Chocolate Hot Cross Buns | 294 | 3.3g | 15.5g | 2.4g |
| Lidl Gelatelli Protein Ice Cream Bars White Chocolate Crisp 5 x 50g | 296 | 3.3g | 9.7g | 5.3g |
| Lidl Deluxe 4 Almond, Sea Salt & Dark Chocolate Nut Bars 160g | 548 | 2.8g | 6.2g | 6.8g |
| Lidl Milbona Creamy Split Pot Yogurts 6 x 150g Milk Choc Drops | 139 | 2.7g | 13.3g | 3.9g |
| Lidl Milbona 6 Chocolate Mousses 6 x 55g | 144 | 2.6g | 14.1g | 3.6g |
| Lidl Milbona Chocolate Dessert 190g | 125 | 2.6g | 13g | 4.1g |
| Lidl Milbona Double Chocolate Dessert 190g | 122 | 2.6g | 13.7g | 3.7g |
| Lidl Milbona Chocolate Trifle 500g | 180 | 2.5g | 11.1g | 5g |
| Lidl Milbona Creamy Split Pot Yogurts 6 x 150g Choc Chip Cookies | 137 | 2.5g | 12.8g | 4.2g |
| Lidl Milbona Desserts Chocolate Mousses 6 x 60g | 153 | 2.5g | 14.2g | 3.7g |
| Lidl Bellarom Latte Macchiato Double Choc Mocha 184g | 417 | 2.3g | 15.5g | 2.9g |
| Lidl Deluxe 4 Cashew, Cherry and Dark Chocolate Nut Bars (Gluten Free) 160g | 520 | 2.3g | 8.4g | 6.1g |
| Lidl Milbona Desserts Chocolate Trifles 3 x 90g | 202 | 2.3g | 9.9g | 5.7g |
| Lidl Vemondo Oat Chocolate Plant Based Milk 1L | 51 | 2.2g | 19.7g | 1.4g |
| Lidl Deluxe Pistachios Coated in Milk Chocolate 150g | 560 | 2g | 8.4g | 6.3g |
| Lidl Deluxe Pistachios with Milk Chocolate 175g | 560 | 2g | 8.4g | 6.4g |
| Lidl Milbona Chocolate Mousse with Whipped Topping 190g | 122 | 2g | 13.1g | 4.3g |
| Lidl Milbona 3 Chocolate Trifles | 180 | 1.9g | 11.5g | 5.1g |
| Lidl Bakery Chocolate Twist | 358 | 1.8g | 11.7g | 5g |
| Lidl Mister Choc Peanut & Choco Bars 242g | 500 | 1.8g | 11.2g | 5.2g |
| Lidl Bakery Chocolate Brioche Croissant | 415 | 1.7g | 14.7g | 3.7g |
| Lidl Deluxe Double Chocolate Ice Cream Dessert 650g | 232 | 1.7g | 14.2g | 4g |
| Lidl Milbona 4 Pack Toffee and Milk Chocolate Desserts 280g | 203 | 1.7g | 12.8g | 4.6g |
| Lidl Mister Choc Bellona Hazelnut Milk Chocolate 150g | 549 | 1.7g | 9.1g | 6.2g |
Showing the top 50 of the 127 Lidl chocolate products that carry a comparable calorie figure, ranked by protein per 100 calories.
Median across the 127 Lidl chocolate products with usable figures is 1.4g of protein per 100 calories. That is level with the 1.3g median for chocolate across all 2,031 products in the database, chains and name brands together.
14 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories — about one in nine, and 10g is the line Keith uses for a food that pays for its calories.
Of the five chains carrying enough chocolate to compare, Lidl comes second, behind Aldi on 1.4g.
The best Lidl option here reaches 16g of protein per 100 calories, which is as high as anything in the whole chocolate group gets.
Calories run from 51 to 635 per 100g across the Lidl chocolate range, a 12-fold spread, so “Lidl chocolate” on its own tells you almost nothing about what a portion costs you.
Most of what is sold as chocolate is not a protein food. The 14 that clear 10g per 100 calories sit at the top of the table and are the exceptions, not the rule.
66 of the 127 carry 400 calories or more per 100g — the ones worth weighing rather than eyeballing.
Chocolate across every Irish store is the wider group this sits in, and everything else Lidl sells is the other half of the comparison.
This is the aisle that quietly wrecks a calorie target, which is the whole point of where the calories actually hide.
For one specific item rather than a shortlist, the 20,000-product database is searchable on Calories in Ireland and built into the free calorie tracker.
We track 127 Lidl chocolate products with full label figures. 127 of them carry 20 calories or more per 100g, so those are the ones ranked and averaged here; 14 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories.
On protein per calorie alone, Lidl's median is 1.4g against 1.3g for chocolate across every chain and brand we track. That is one number out of several — price and taste are not in this database — but it is the one nobody prints on the shelf.