Lidl chocolate ranked by protein density

Productkcal/100gProtein/100kcalCarbs/100kcalFat/100kcal
Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Drink 330ml6616g7.6g0.5g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Drink Chocolate Flavour 398ml6715.8g7.9g0.4g
Lidl Milbona XXL High Protein Chocolate Flavour Drink 800ml6715.8g7.9g0.4g
Lidl Chocolate Brownie Protein Bar 45g36913.6g6.9g3g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Pudding Chocolate Flavour 200g7413.5g6.4g2g
Lidl Vemondo Plant Based Protein Pudding Hazelnut Chocolate Flavour 200g7413.5g4.5g2.8g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Pudding 400g7513.3g6.9g2g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Pudding 200g7613.2g6.8g2g
Lidl Vemondo High Protein Pudding Chocolate Flavour 200g7912.7g4.7g2.9g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Pudding 4 x 125g8012.5g8.4g1.9g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Flavour Pudding 200g8112.3g7.9g2g
Lidl Protein Bars Chocolate Brownie Flavour 135g40712.3g7g2.5g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Pudding Double Choc Flavour 200g8411.9g6.5g2.9g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Mousse Chocolate Flavour 175g8611.6g6.7g2.5g
Lidl Crunchy Protein Bar White Choc Raspberry Flavour 45g3788.8g8.4g4g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Chocolate Flavour Rice Pudding 200g928.3g10.7g2.6g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Quark Chocolate Flavour 125g968.3g7.6g4.1g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Rice Pudding Chocolate Flavour 200g958.3g11.2g2.4g
Lidl Vemondo High Protein Soy Chocolate Drink 1L657.7g11.3g2.6g
Lidl Milbona High Protein Quark Bar Chocolate Flavour 40g2907.6g6.6g5.2g
Lidl Crownfield High Protein Chocolate Porridge 70g3905.1g15.6g1.5g
Lidl Milbona High Protein White Chocolate Quark Bar 40g3785g6g5.6g
Lidl Mister Choc Smooth Peanut Butter 340g6294g1.7g8.3g
Lidl Milbona Quark Bar Chocolate Flavour 40g4003.8g7.5g6g
Lidl Deluxe Gluten Free Peanut Butter & Dark Chocolate Nut Bars 160g5453.7g5.6g6.7g
Lidl Gelatelli Chocolate Crisp Protein Ice Bar 5 x 50g2763.7g9.6g5.2g
Lidl Deluxe 4 Triple Chocolate Hot Cross Buns2943.3g15.5g2.4g
Lidl Gelatelli Protein Ice Cream Bars White Chocolate Crisp 5 x 50g2963.3g9.7g5.3g
Lidl Deluxe 4 Almond, Sea Salt & Dark Chocolate Nut Bars 160g5482.8g6.2g6.8g
Lidl Milbona Creamy Split Pot Yogurts 6 x 150g Milk Choc Drops1392.7g13.3g3.9g
Lidl Milbona 6 Chocolate Mousses 6 x 55g1442.6g14.1g3.6g
Lidl Milbona Chocolate Dessert 190g1252.6g13g4.1g
Lidl Milbona Double Chocolate Dessert 190g1222.6g13.7g3.7g
Lidl Milbona Chocolate Trifle 500g1802.5g11.1g5g
Lidl Milbona Creamy Split Pot Yogurts 6 x 150g Choc Chip Cookies1372.5g12.8g4.2g
Lidl Milbona Desserts Chocolate Mousses 6 x 60g1532.5g14.2g3.7g
Lidl Bellarom Latte Macchiato Double Choc Mocha 184g4172.3g15.5g2.9g
Lidl Deluxe 4 Cashew, Cherry and Dark Chocolate Nut Bars (Gluten Free) 160g5202.3g8.4g6.1g
Lidl Milbona Desserts Chocolate Trifles 3 x 90g2022.3g9.9g5.7g
Lidl Vemondo Oat Chocolate Plant Based Milk 1L512.2g19.7g1.4g
Lidl Deluxe Pistachios Coated in Milk Chocolate 150g5602g8.4g6.3g
Lidl Deluxe Pistachios with Milk Chocolate 175g5602g8.4g6.4g
Lidl Milbona Chocolate Mousse with Whipped Topping 190g1222g13.1g4.3g
Lidl Milbona 3 Chocolate Trifles1801.9g11.5g5.1g
Lidl Bakery Chocolate Twist3581.8g11.7g5g
Lidl Mister Choc Peanut & Choco Bars 242g5001.8g11.2g5.2g
Lidl Bakery Chocolate Brioche Croissant4151.7g14.7g3.7g
Lidl Deluxe Double Chocolate Ice Cream Dessert 650g2321.7g14.2g4g
Lidl Milbona 4 Pack Toffee and Milk Chocolate Desserts 280g2031.7g12.8g4.6g
Lidl Mister Choc Bellona Hazelnut Milk Chocolate 150g5491.7g9.1g6.2g

Showing the top 50 of the 127 Lidl chocolate products that carry a comparable calorie figure, ranked by protein per 100 calories.

What Lidl's chocolate looks like next to everyone else's

Median across the 127 Lidl chocolate products with usable figures is 1.4g of protein per 100 calories. That is level with the 1.3g median for chocolate across all 2,031 products in the database, chains and name brands together.

14 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories — about one in nine, and 10g is the line Keith uses for a food that pays for its calories.

Of the five chains carrying enough chocolate to compare, Lidl comes second, behind Aldi on 1.4g.

The best Lidl option here reaches 16g of protein per 100 calories, which is as high as anything in the whole chocolate group gets.

Calories run from 51 to 635 per 100g across the Lidl chocolate range, a 12-fold spread, so “Lidl chocolate” on its own tells you almost nothing about what a portion costs you.

What to pick in Lidl

Most of what is sold as chocolate is not a protein food. The 14 that clear 10g per 100 calories sit at the top of the table and are the exceptions, not the rule.

66 of the 127 carry 400 calories or more per 100g — the ones worth weighing rather than eyeballing.

Where this fits

Chocolate across every Irish store is the wider group this sits in, and everything else Lidl sells is the other half of the comparison.

This is the aisle that quietly wrecks a calorie target, which is the whole point of where the calories actually hide.

For one specific item rather than a shortlist, the 20,000-product database is searchable on Calories in Ireland and built into the free calorie tracker.

FAQ

How many chocolate products does Lidl have?

We track 127 Lidl chocolate products with full label figures. 127 of them carry 20 calories or more per 100g, so those are the ones ranked and averaged here; 14 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories.

Is Lidl the best place to buy chocolate?

On protein per calorie alone, Lidl's median is 1.4g against 1.3g for chocolate across every chain and brand we track. That is one number out of several — price and taste are not in this database — but it is the one nobody prints on the shelf.