Cakes & Muffins ranked by protein density

Productkcal/100gProtein/100kcalCarbs/100kcalFat/100kcal
Lidl Chocolate Brownie Protein Bar 45g36913.6g6.9g3g
Lidl Protein Bars Chocolate Brownie Flavour 135g40712.3g7g2.5g
Muller Light Protein Pot Chocolate Brownie Flavour 140g8911.3g9.3g1.7g
Fulfil Chocolate brownie flavour vitamin and protein bar33110.4g10.6g3.4g
Fulfil Chocolate Brownie Flavour Vitamin & Protein Bar33810.2g10.4g3.4g
Fulfil Chocolate brownie vitamin and protein35810.2g8.1g3.8g
Fulfil chocolate brownie flavour35910.1g8.2g3.7g
Fulfil Vitamin & protein bar (chocolate brownie flavour)35910g8.4g3.6g
Fulfil Vitamin And Protein Bat Chocolate Brownie Flavour35910g8.4g3.6g
Fulfil Chocolate brownie flavored vitamins and protein bar3389.6g10.4g3.3g
Muller Light Fat Free Blueberry Muffin Yogurt 160g (Tesco exclusive)519.6g13.1g1g
Protein Patisserie Lindt Brownie Bar 70g2748.9g6.3g3.6g
Lidl Erupt Protein Bar Caramel Fudge Brownie Flavour 40g3808.6g8.8g4.3g
Protein Patisserie Lindt Brownie 80g2307.5g5g5.3g
Mars Snickers Hi Protein Peanut Brownie Bar 50g4227.1g8.5g4.4g
Embark Protein Marshmallow Crispy Puff Protein Bar Chocolate Brownie Flavour 40g4025.4g9.9g4.4g
Dunnes Stores Mini Irish Crab Cakes 400g1445.3g13.9g2.5g
Kingsmill 4 Wholemeal Muffins2174.9g16.2g1.1g
Costa Coffee Frappe Choc Fudge Brownie Iced Coffee 250ml604.8g15.5g2.2g
Starbucks Frappuccino Limited Edition Caramel Brownie Flavour Coffee Drink 250ml614.8g14.6g2.5g
Costa Coffee Frappe Jaffa Cakes Chocolate Orange Iced Coffee 12 x 250ml574.7g15.3g2.3g
Costa Coffee Frappe Jaffa Cakes Chocolate Orange Iced Coffee 250ml Bottle574.7g15.3g2.3g
Starbucks Limited Edition Salted Caramel Brownie Flavour 250ml624.7g14.5g2.6g
Hovis 4 Farmhouse Cheddar Muffins2534.6g14g2.6g
Lidl Rowan Hill 4 White Muffins2414.5g18.4g0.7g
Hovis 4 Soft White English Muffins2304.3g19g0.5g
HOVIS 4 English White Muffins with Sourdough2314.1g18.5g0.7g
Kingsmill Breakfast 4 Muffins2274.1g18.2g0.8g
Aldi Village Bakery 4 White Toasting Muffins 264g2394g18.8g0.8g
Kingsmill 4 Muffins1674g18.5g0.8g
Kingsmill 6 Muffins1674g18.5g0.8g
Tesco 4 English Muffins1583.9g19g0.7g
Aldi Village Bakery 4 Oven Bottom Muffins 272g2623.8g18.5g0.9g
Warburtons 4 Breakfast Muffins2303.8g18.3g0.9g
Warburtons 4 Oven Bottom Muffins2763.8g17.9g1.6g
Hovis 4 English Muffins2413.7g18.3g1.2g
Hovis 9 Soft White Muffins2413.7g18.3g1.2g
Lean Supper Club Chocolate Brownie Protein Bombs 220g4053.4g12g4.7g
Dunnes Stores Multigrain Corn Cakes3753g18.5g1.8g
Aldi Savour Bakes Multigrain Rice Cakes 130g4002.9g18.2g1.4g
Kelkin Super seeded OAT CAKES4442.9g11.3g4.3g
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie Frozen Yogurt 500ml1812.8g18.8g1.4g
Dunnes Stores Unsalted Corn Cakes 122g3822.7g20.4g1.9g
Centra Salted Rice Cakes 130g3862.6g20.4g1.8g
Centra Unsalted Rice Cakes 130g3862.6g20.4g1.8g
Dunnes Stores Salted Rice Cakes3752.6g20.4g1.8g
Weight Watchers from Heinz 2 Double Chocolate Brownies 172g1952.6g17.3g1.9g
Jacob's 18 Natural Corn Cakes 84g3882.5g21.1g0.3g
Kelkin Multigrain corn cakes3862.5g19.2g1.1g
Squirrel Sisters Cacao Brownie Natural Raw Bites 80g4122.5g12.1g5.2g

Showing the top 50 of the 361 cakes & muffins products that carry a comparable calorie figure, ranked by protein per 100 calories. Figures per label, sourced from Open Food Facts and tracker user logs.

What the cakes & muffins numbers show

Median across all 361 of them is 1.3g of protein per 100 calories. 9 clear 10g of protein per 100 calories — about one in 40, and 10g is the line Keith uses for a food that pays for its calories.

Calories run from 26 to 575 per 100g inside this one group, a 22-fold spread, so “cakes & muffins” on its own tells you almost nothing about what a portion costs you.

Own-brand is not the compromise here. The supermarket own-label median is 1.3g of protein per 100 calories across 113 products, against 1.2g for the 248 name-brand ones.

What to actually pick

Most of what is sold as cakes & muffins is not a protein food. The 9 that clear 10g per 100 calories sit at the top of the table and are the exceptions, not the rule.

191 of the 361 carry 400 calories or more per 100g — the ones worth weighing rather than eyeballing.

Where this fits

This is the aisle that quietly wrecks a calorie target, which is the whole point of where the calories actually hide.

For one specific product rather than the whole group, the 20,000-product database is searchable on Calories in Ireland, and the same figures are built into the free calorie tracker.

Real cakes & muffins products with a photo

Real barcode-matched products with a confirmed photo — the same rule as Calories in Ireland: a photo only shows where we have a confirmed Open Food Facts match, never a guessed stock image.

SuperValu Gluten Free Corn Cakes 110g
1.9g protein / 100kcal
Lidl Rivercote Rice Cakes with Dark Chocolate Coating 150g
1.4g protein / 100kcal
Centra Jaffa Cakes 300g
1.1g protein / 100kcal

FAQ

How many cakes & muffins products are in this database?

We track 361 cakes & muffins products across Irish supermarkets and brands. 361 of them carry 20 calories or more per 100g, which is the point below which protein per 100 calories stops being a real number, so those are the ones ranked and averaged here.

What's the most protein-dense cakes & muffins product?

The table is sorted highest protein per 100 calories first, so the answer is the top row. The more useful number is that the median for the whole group is 1.3g per 100 calories and 9 products clear 10g — that tells you whether cakes & muffins is worth buying for protein at all, which protein per 100g does not.